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alyssajayne

alyssajayne

«oppai or gtfo»
Regular Boarderlv14Female24 years oldVictoria, AustraliaProfessional burger flipper
Last visit 11 months ago • Joined 4 years ago • 19,853 hits (2,099)

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Twenty-two. Australian. Biology. Music. Literature. Gaming. Anime. Winter. Europe. Nature. Life.

I'm 152cm tall, have a 143cm bust, 75cm waist and 145cm hips. I have waist-length red hair, blue eyes and fair skin. I wear prescription glasses with black frames.


Yay: sci-fi, ecchi, slice of life, mahou shoujo, comedy, harem
Nay: (with a few exceptions) lolicon, mecha, CGI, shounen (N)

I have ten billion waifus and hasubandos, including but not limited to: Kuroneko, Sakura Kyoko, Drac, Eren Yeager & Levi, Kurugaya Yuiko, Tsukiko and Tsukushi (sweet berry love huehue), Goku, Vegeta, Amatsukaze & Shimakaze, Kafuu Chino, Matsuoka Rin, Nanase Haruka, Matoi Ryuuko, Kiryuin Satsuki-sama, Mikisugi Aikurō, etc. etc. *fangirls*

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Please feel free to talk to me or add me as a friend! I'm happy to discuss a wide variety of topics, whether or not they're related to collecting.

よろしくおねがいします!!~ ヽ(*・ω・)ノ ♥
Show(s)
Oreimo, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika, Kill la Kill, Henneko, Shingeki no Kyojin
Book(s)
The Lord of the Rings, Kafka on the Shore, A Song of Ice and Fire
Game(s)
Skyrim, Animal Crossing, The Witcher, Assassin's Creed, Pokemon, Halo, Guild Wars
MOE Point(s)
Long hair, seifuku, hime cut, nekomimi, booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Music
Black metal, ambient, rap, folk, thrash metal, crossover, pop
Camera
Canon EOS 550D

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I'm a bit late, but Happy Birthday! :D
1 year ago
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alyssajayne (2 years ago) #2918623Hahaha man. It's hilariously silly, because I've been plenty of other users with NSFW avatars that have stayed the same for months on end without being reported. Weird.
And I think I'm a lot more pleasant online than in real life. In person I come across as very cold and uncaring which is unfortunately just me being awkward and not knowing how to cope with social interactions ;_; once I'm used to someone I'm a ball of energy and really outgoing, but most people don't get that close because they think I hate them, haha.
THAT WOULD BE THE BEST HAHA. I'll buy a big globe, make it look like it's being covered by life fibres and then put Ryuko on top of it. Perfect.
Ahh yes, some folk stories are really creepy! We've got lots of stories of ghosts or haunted locations. They're all really local things, though, not Australia-wide but more related to whatever city or suburb you live in. For example I grew up near Larundel, which was a psychiatric hospital that closed in the '40s but many of the buildings still had beds and equipment inside. There were rumors that if you went in there, you might hear a music box start playing and then a woman screaming and crying at the top of her lungs. Heaps of kids I know still insist that they really did hear those things, but I never actually went there. I regret not visiting it now, because it was a really interesting place with a disturbing but fascinating history and it's all been torn down in the past year.
I do get scared pretty easily, haha. Scary games terrify me, but I absolutely adore them as well. I'm that kind of person, I guess. I love being scared... within reason. Scary games and movies, yes. Roller coasters that go upside down? Nope! Haha.
And yessss I was wondering if anybody would notice that hahaha! It's kind of an inside joke among my friends and I. I've always had a very large bust and hips and their size is only emphasized by my small stature, so guys at school used to always ask how big they actually were. It became a joke between us after a while and we started to somewhat exaggerate my actual measurements... I actually think we added on 5cm every time someone asked, hahaha! I really am 152cm tall but I'm honestly not sure about the rest!

Tons of NSFW avatars out there and I somehow get targeted. I haven't posted in blogs for a few months. I usually just read the blogs and go on my merry way but last week I decided I wanted to reply in one then I get reported. LOL. I'm pretty sure you can go months on by with a NSFW avatar as long as you don't comment too much. Most of the time I'm commenting is when I'm talking to lovely people such as yourself. :3 So my comments aren't too public.

I think I have a different persona online too. LOL. In real life, I'm quite reserve and don't speak much. I'm not much of an initiator. Once we get more friendly with each other, you'll get to know the real me. If we went to school together, we'd probably avoid each other. LOL. But online, I really like to start up conversations and I'll be the same person from the beginning, middle and end.

That's an awesome idea! Covering the globe with life fibers!

The scariest game I know is "Bloody Mary". Not sure if you know about that one. If you don't know the game, save yourself being scared for a whole week and don't look it up. LOL

I'm a pretty big scaredy cat. I like scary games and movies but don't want to play them alone! If I'm playing a scary game by myself, I may not get too far into the game. If I get scared once, then I'll stop playing. LOL. Have you played Dead Space? That game has such a creepy atmosphere. I can't handle roller coasters either! The most I can handle are Disneyland rides so don't ask me to be your partner at Six Flags. xD

I have an eye for detail! Ah so you're saying you have anime proportions? :D Red head + megane + anime boobs/hips? That's quite an arsenal you have there! So that's why you have a fondness for large breasts because they reflect you. :D Question! What's your bust size? :P View spoilerHide spoilerI'm going to make your breasts grow 5 more cm aren't I? LOL.

Are you currently watching Triage X? The artstyle is the same person who drew HOTD. In Triage X, you will get hot nurses galore with large breasts. :3 Orchid Seed is making a figure of one of the characters! ITEM #144769
2 years ago
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Reycoenma (2 years ago) #2918413^( '-' )^ You have a very lovely collection.(>‘o’)> KAWAI <('o'<)Thank you!! ^_^ it's getting there! I still have a lot of work to do... just need more money and space, haha!
2 years ago
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alyssajayne (2 years ago) #2899115Your new avy is hnnngggg ;_; I'm interested to see whether you'll have to change it :P
And thank you, haha! I might attract the attention of some megane-lovers! :o hahaha! Maybe it's not my face that's bitchy then... maybe it's just me? :P
And yessss ordered in a heartbeat! I can't wait. Now I've got til October (or more) to work out where to put her! I'm not sure yet. I don't think she'll fit well in my display cabinet.
We do have a few things like that, but I guess they're not as popular or well-known, maybe. We have bunyips, which are like... swamp troll sort of things that come out at night to eat animals, children & women. Then there are yowies which I guess is pretty much the Aussie equivalent of bigfoot - a humanoid creature, taller than a man and covered in dark hair. There are a figurative ton of mythical creatures in Aboriginal culture, too. Most of those are only told in children's books now though. They're all Dreamtime stories, so nobody's out trying to prove their existance... at least, not that I know of :P
...Yep, bat-shit crazy. Australia probably is too... maybe not as much, though :P

Don't you just want to do all kinds of things to those breasts? xD The admin removed my avy and put my NSFW gifs in my About section of my profile in spoilers. lol. I've been using all these NSFW avys and gifs for a long time then a 3 month old member sends an alert.

Glasses + red head? That's too much! Deadly combination. Awwww no wayyyyy. You're very enjoyable to talk with. Then there is the saying if people around me are bitchy, then it may mean I'm the bitchy one. lol

You should get an Earth globe and put Ryuko on top of it. LOL

Seems like lots of countries of their own version of Bigfoot. It's always fun to scare children with mythical creature stories. :P Some of those can still be scary for us too! I heard one Puerto Rico folkore. La Llorona a female ghost that cries at night. She drowned her children then in the afterlife goes searching for her kids. Her wailing is heard on windy nights. Do you get scared easily? Can you play scary games? LOL

Small thing that's kind of bothering me in your profile. xD "I'm 152cm tall, have a 143cm bust, 75cm waist and 145cm hips" So you're round across your chest and hips almost as you are tall!?!?! Those are some radical measurements!

Thank you for the feedback~~
2 years ago
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Got myself a new avy. I think you'll enjoy it. :P You have a new avy too~ *Beautiful eyes - ✓✓✓check✓✓✓* Be careful you might capture some hearts. ^_^ I remember you telling me you had a resting bitch face that scares away people. If that's a "scary resting bitch face", then something is wrong with people's eyes. LOL

View spoilerHide spoilerI got reported for my new avy saying it's NSFW. LOL. Alert is still pending. I wonder if the admins/mods will make me change it. If I do have to change it, I got an even juicier one. :D

I had an inkling you would order ITEM #198444 \o/

I have a good question for you! In the US, we have rumors and myths of "Bigfoot" and "Aliens in Area52". Scotland has the "Loch ness monster". Does Australia have anything like that?

Annnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd it's still bat shit crazy here in the US. www.washingtonp...
2 years ago
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alyssajayne (2 years ago) #2898146Haha yesss! Nothing against flat chests, but I love big boobs and I cannot lie. I'm totally straight but let's be real, boobs rule.

Straight or gay, man or woman it doesn't matter: boobs are just one of the great wonders of nature hahahah

Other than that in anime/manga and therefore in the PVC world, flat chest often means loli... and I'm not a fan of the genre at all.
2 years ago
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alyssajayne (2 years ago) #2898094Your profile... all the boobs <3 ;_;


hahahaha thank you <3 "oppai or gtfo" :'D
2 years ago
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True, thanks for the comment. I found out when it's released, which is later than the delivery date. Thanks!!
2 years ago
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2 years ago
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