I mean the articles are supposed to be related to figures???? Unless it’s a diary, but at least loosely based on the main point of this website and other things... but why here?
I completely understand and agree with you. As soon as I saw this I was just so confused and thought the same things you commented. It’s almost silly the way they said they attempted suicide but put jester from deltarune and a “continue?” screen image in the entry. I’m mean, I’m not one to judge, but come on now.
I’m actually wondering if this person is a troll. If op isn’t a troll, then you need to cope with something seriously traumatic happening and maybe not post about your attempted suicide on a figure collecting forum, everyone copes in different ways, but this isn’t healthy.
There are teens who are mercelessly bullied, wives who are beaten by their husbands, kids who are abused by their parents (the rates of domestic abuse and child abuse have shot up thanks to Covid-19). People being stalked, brutally raped, starving, homeless, people commit suicide for actual reasons. Not because they can't handle some random asshole on the internet hurting their feelings.
Taking "a bunch of medication", especially while on the phone with someone who cares about you, would not suddenly end it all. The process would be long and agonizing, and most often fails. Choking on your own vomit, losing control of your bowels, you would suffer for hours and hours. Since it takes so long to die this way, there would be an ample amount of time to get an ambulance called and get you taken to the hospital. Then you would have your stomach pumped and would possibly be forced to eat activated charcoal. The chances of you coming out alive are high - but with damage to your organs and a new home in a psychiatric facility.
I have a cousin that committed suicide. He had a miserable childhood with parents that didn't love him. So when he decided to do it, he actually fucking did it. Drowned himself if you're curious. Your entry does not evoke pity nor inspiration, only disgust that you would take something so serious and turn it into a first-world-problems joke.This entire entry is a mockery of those who actually attempt to commit suicide.